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| Let me get this straight: You're basically the half-assed brother of Jesus. | |
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| Yeah. God "immaculately screwed" another woman, only he came too quick and only stayed hard half the time. | |
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| Yeah, but he's been slowing down over time... | |
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| His last kid was George W. Bush. | |
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