Kiss Me, I'm Stupid

Author: possums

Date: May 7, 2004

by possums
5-07-04
Now human, we've only been able to study this Bush fellow from a distance. Can you show him to me?
Sure, I've got a tape of the State of the Union adress right here....
...we must keep the use of steroids out of the NFL! Marriage must be kept sacred! Also, I'm a leprechaun.
Hmm.... Now I'm having second thoughts.
That implies that you had first ones.