Those Fucking Google Ads Part 2: Christian Comedians

Author: possums

Date: May 11, 2004

by possums
5-11-04
So this guy comes up to me in heaven and he's all, "Oh, Jesus, I've had such a terrible life." And so I ask him to tell me his story.
Hes says that he lost his son soon after he was born and that he never really met him. And I tell him that I never met my father. And I'm all... "Father?"
And he says, "Pinocchio?"