FTC 34: ..............................................qua?

Author: possums

Date: May 12, 2004

by possums
5-12-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
Would you say that he's malignant?
Highly.