Introducing: The AssReamer2000

Author: possums

Date: May 12, 2004

by possums
5-12-04
INTRODUCING! The all new AssReamer 2000, when you get in those sticky situations!
Any constipated person will *LOVE* the AssReamer 2000! Just ask this guy here!
Since using the AssReamer 2000, I've been able to crap as long as I want. Although it's been quite hard to please my lover recently...
He's *SO* loose!
It's asstacular!
Hmm... death by AssReamer... would it work?