Fuck the News.

Author: possums

Date: May 27, 2004

by possums
5-27-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
Let me get this straight... YOU'RE the prophet of disaster?
corect