I Have SEEEEEN The Light!!!

Author: possums

Date: May 27, 2004

by possums
5-27-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
Thanks, Sheila. I'm here with Bob K. Chinkstetskowiecz, one of the prophets of disaster. He has some interesting news for us.
The apocalypse will be brought on by Evangelists who shoot lasers out of their eyebrows. Beware of your television set.