Charlie Kaufman's "Pretentious For the Fuck of It"

Author: possums

Date: June 2, 2004

by possums
6-02-04
As you can see, I'm trying to make a fortune selling beer that can look inside your soul and say obscure racist slurs!
I'll take $300 dollars worth.
Whoa! Getting wasted... beer... using third eye...
You are an insensitive person who cannot feel emotions towards stupid British people faking American accents or two idiots dancing over a persons comatose body while stoned! Easy-bake nigger!
In conclusion, fuck you.
Well! I feel like a better person now- WHOA!!! GOING BACK IN TIME!!!!
I'm you! Overcoat!