Kape Kaufman Pt.IV: SHIT's Fall Lineup

Author: possums

Date: July 11, 2004

by possums
7-11-04
Coming this fall... "Kape Kaufman," starring Clint Eastwood as Kenneth Kaufman!
Alright, Cornholero, we're gonna have to BUST out of this woman's bra!
RAAAR!! TOBOR CAMEO!!!
And "Beverly Hills 9021Fuck," starring Barbara Streisand as Cletus Q. Fuck!
helo gorjus. how abotu som unconsesenshal sex?
you cant chainge a man!
Last but not least, we have "12 Simple Rules for Being Fan of Said Bacon" starring the late John Ritter as Donkey!
Hello, Mr. Equus, I'm your daughter's date!
ROOL 1: BRING MY DAUGHTER HOME BEFORE THE 11, OR YOU'RE GETTING A THE HAM UP YOU ASS!!!