256: The Jesus of the Past, Present, and Future

Author: possums

Date: September 4, 2004

by possums
9-04-04
Around 31 A.D.: Jesus dies for our sins.
2004 A.D.: Jesus dies for Mel Gibson's wallet.
I'm rich! Ow!
2056 A.D.: Jesus saves us from demonic, vile, politically correct robots.
REE-TREEET, MY FLESH-CHALLENGED FRIENDS!!!!!