Behind the Stupid 5

Author: possums

Date: December 29, 2004

by possums
12-29-04
So thanks to Kirstey FUCKING FATASS Alley, I'm alive and doing crap for VH1!
And you can have your life saved, too, for only $25 an hour!
That's ri- wait WHAT?!
So call 1-800-IMA-HACK today!
YOU CUNTING FUCKWAD!!! YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE SO YOU COULD MAKE A PROFIT!!
It's either this or another sappy ABC made-for-tv movie about a retarted pidgeon!