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| So thanks to Kirstey FUCKING FATASS Alley, I'm alive and doing crap for VH1! | |
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| And you can have your life saved, too, for only $25 an hour! | |
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| So call 1-800-IMA-HACK today! | |
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| YOU CUNTING FUCKWAD!!! YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE SO YOU COULD MAKE A PROFIT!! | |
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| It's either this or another sappy ABC made-for-tv movie about a retarted pidgeon! | |
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