BORN TO CHUG: Pt.3

Author: possums

Date: January 11, 2005

by possums
1-11-05
And so in the late 1940's, Doug fulfilled the destiny the gods bestowed upon him at birth.
Oh Douggie! First day official sucky fo you! You go see Mao Zedong, give sucky.
Yes mother.
Sir, I'd love to "service" you, but I need to be prepped beforehand. Could you read this out loud?
Sure.
Say it with enthusiasm.
ARE YOU READY TO CHUG?!?!?!? I SAID.....