BORN TO CHUG: Pt.4

Author: possums

Date: January 11, 2005

by possums
1-11-05
Unfortunately, it was not to be.
Well?
I'm ready now.
Whoo yeah!
DEAR GOD!!! IT'S LIKE A FUCKING SPACE SHIP!!!!
And his tombstone read: HERE LIES DOUGLAS- NOT THE ONLY MAN TO CHOKE ON THE MASSIVE GIRTH OF A WORLD LEADER'S SHLONG
The end.