The Sacred Basin

Author: possums

Date: January 30, 2005

by possums
1-30-05
o/ Dimmu Borgir o/
MY SACRED BASIN HAS BEEN DEFILED BY ENOUGH OF YOU PITIFUL HUMANS AND YOUR FECAL MATTER. BEGONE AND NEVER RETURN.
Yow! A talking toilet! Sorry, guy, I've gotta go like Johnny Sasaki on Mexican food.
HMM. ARE YOU A HUMAN OF THE FAMOUS VARIETY? ONLY THE MOST HOLY BUTTOCKS MAY GRACE MY PIOUS SEAT.
Well, I'm famous, but not human....
GERALDO RIVERA! PLEASE, DEFECATE!