CC 299: Yet Even More Other Reasons You Should Vote For Me

Author: possums

Date: October 4, 2005

by possums
10-04-05
That about wraps up our interview, Mr. Possums. Unless of course you have a criminal record of some sort.
Well, I didn't have a criminal record...
...but that was before I busted your sister's hymen and used the blood to fill a strawberry shortcake.
Can someone get this girl a slice of that?