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Author: presidentevil

Date: May 20, 2003

by presidentevil
5-20-03
Another average day at Umbrella Inc.
Umbrella CEO: Ok, I want you to make another virus, but nothing too original.
Scientist: No problem. I have my best men on the case.
In the next room.
mix teh ch3mic@ls t0 m@k3 teh virus. w00t!!!
A few days later.
Umbrella CEO: You're so fired.
Scientist: It's not my fault that we're an equal opportunity employer.