Drunk Driving 101

Author: presidentevil

Date: May 21, 2003

by presidentevil
5-21-03
Driving home drunk at 3:00 A.M., Wally gets into a car accident, destroying A.J.'s car.
Ok, sir. Have you been drinking any tonight?
Wally: I hate her. I hate her...
Ok. You do have insurance, right?
Wally: You know the pyramids? The aliens came down and they built them. I took Jeff, and they took him, and rose him in the air. They knew he'd be special.
Always the charmer.
Ok, sir. I'm going to let you off with a warning.
Wally: I love you, man. You're smart. You're a genius, man. You know, most people are here, but you are here.