I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

Author: presidentevil

Date: May 22, 2003

by presidentevil
5-22-03
"1 out of 7 Americans start their mornings at McDonalds."
w3lc0me t0 teh mcd0nalds. c@n I t@ke y0ur 0rd3r?
Uh, yeah. Can I get a coffee and an Egg McMuffin?
teh c@sh r3gister is br0ke.
So? Just do the math real quick. The coffee is 99 cents and the Egg McMuffin in $1.50. Add 8% sales tax and there's my total.
Perhaps this is why so many people are late for work.
this is teh h@rdness. w3 n33d a m@nager in h3re.
Oh my god...