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| I bought a new car today. It's green. | |
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| Well i bought 2 new cars today. They have Hemi Engines with huge power moonroofs and leather interior. | |
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| I bought a new stereo today. It can play my old records. | |
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| Well i bought 2 huge home entertainment systems with Dolbylogic surround sound. The speakers have 18 inch woofers that put your stereo to shame. | |
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| Your mom gave me a blow job. She even cleaned up. | |
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| My mom gives me 5 blow jobs a day and when she's done we snowball my man seed. | |
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