An offer I can't refuse

Author: pslock

Date: October 23, 2003

by pslock
10-23-03
Pslock opens his email for the morning.
GROW BIGGER BOOBS! REFINANCE YOUR HOME! SOMEONE WANTS TO DATE YOU, YOU LUCKY DOG! LOANS AT NO INTEREST!
*sigh*
TAKE A PILL THAT GROWS YOR PENIS! HERE IS THE STOCK INFORMATION YOU WANTED! DONATE TO A WORTHY, UNNAMED CAUSE!
*sigh*
NAKED TEEN GIRLS FOR FREE!
...huh?