An offer I can't refuse (Act II)

Author: pslock

Date: October 23, 2003

by pslock
10-23-03
You may have heard that new laws are being proposed to curb the influx of spam into your inbox...
BUT THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL YOU ABOUT LEGITIMATELY GOOD DEALS AND IMPORTANT BARGAINS!
I don't think I've EVER recieved a legitimate deal or bargain through spam, thanks anyway though.
YOU'RE LIMITING FREE TRADE YOU COMMUNIST, HIPPIE, LIBERAL, LESBIAN, BASTARD!!!
That's OK...free enterprise in this country isn't all it's cracked up to be, anyway. I need to go now.
...umm ...naked.. teen girls? for..free..? in locker rooms...?