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| HEY EVERYONE! ITS'A ME!!! MAAARIO!!!! I'm just here to remind'a you that MY games don't feature ANY guns or hookers or carjacking!! | |
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| Yep...my games are FAMILY games with da family values! Not like that GTA stuff where you do'a da horrible things!! | |
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| So remember me, MAARRRIO, whenever you're family wants wholesome enter...huh?? | |
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| In the news today, 4 boys have been arrested for jumping up and down on their teachers' head, fatally wounding her. The boys said they got the idea from the video game, Super Mario Bros. More later.. | |
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LATER, IN A LAWYER'S OFFICE..
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| So, how can I fight this lawsuit? | |
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| Well, the whole "video games don't make people kill" thing is getting old; in my opinion you should settle now. There's also some question about your plumber's license status... | |
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