Not-So-Classic Video Games: Metal Gear Solid 2

Author: pslock

Date: October 24, 2003

by pslock
10-24-03
My name is Plissken..I mean, Solid Snake! I will destroy Metal Gear Ray! Outta my way Raiden!
No, wait...you don't know the whole truth! I am, in fact, a eunich from the 17th Century court of the King of France, sent here to disinform you!
Huh? So then the conspiracy to steal all of the White Castle burgers was not true?
Oh it was true alright...INSIDE A COMPUTER!! Because THAT'S where you are now!! Finally the Sons of Liberty will control the world! Oh, watch out for the pigeon shit all over the place.
..THE HELL??
So the US President was a robot trying to control the thoughts of everyone at AT&T to disrupt all phone communication?
Yes, but it already happened....500 YEARS AGO!!