Not-So-Classic Video Games: Bad Dudes

Author: pslock

Date: October 24, 2003

by pslock
10-24-03
ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT???
Hell yeah we are! I mean, we're riding on top of this 18-wheeler and everything!
Oh yeah...I mean those ninjas are pussies. I was just all WHAM and they were like, all falling down.
The president is as good as saved, and riding this truck will save lots of time!
I mean, it's not like we do drugs or anything, this is the 80s! (Winners Don't Use Drugs - William F. Sessions)
MOMENTS LATER...
Wow, those guys sure were easy to kill.
Yeah, well..thank the new guy. You know he breathes fire? His name's Karn-something. Anyway, let's go kill the president.