Classic Video Games: River City Ransom

Author: pslock

Date: October 24, 2003

by pslock
10-24-03
Damnit..some punk kidnapped my girlfriend!!
Fuckers..let's go kick their asses!!
MAJOR ASS BEING KICKED ON THE STREETS!!!
Yeah! Take some bike chain!!
And have a trash can in the face while you're at it!!
Wait...aren't we in, like, 4th grade?
So? I just read a newspaper and learned kung-fu!