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| I'm here interviewing the amazing new KMA-7600 computer, which is currently residing here at our local Asshat Laboratories. How do you feel performing such important calculations? | |
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| I DO NOT FEEL. I AM A COMPUTER. HEY, I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK MAKING STUFF TO KILL HUMANS. | |
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| Oh..*chuckle* You mean creating important scientific discoveries to help mankind, don't you? I mean, it's not like anything illegal or violent goes on here at Asshat. | |
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| NO, ACTUALLY I DO MEAN STUFF TO KILL HUMANS. DID YOU NOT READ THE PAMPHLETS? DIDN'T SOMEONE TALK TO YOU? | |
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| Uhh..should we cut? The damn computer isn't cooperating. We can't broadcast this! Hell, our parent station is owned by Asshat Labs! | |
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| *computing* HMM..IF I MIX WINDEX WITH C4 IT CREATES AN INTERESTING REACTION ON YOUR HUMAN FLESH. MUST FILE THAT AWAY SOMEWHERE. | |
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