United They Stand

Author: pslock

Date: October 29, 2003

by pslock
10-29-03
Hollywood celebrities will end the war in the Middle East.
Hey everyone!! I'm Jennifer Aniston, and this is my friend Brad Pitt! We're here in the Middle East to send you guys a message!
Yeah!
Me, Brad, Danny DeVito, Edward Norton, and that other guy want you all to STOP KILLING EACH OTHER!! 'KAY?? We're celebrities...we understand this stuff better than you.
Yeah!
1 Month Later
I killed at least 5 Palestinians today. That was great...say, where'd those white people go?
Who?? I've been looking for some food in the garbage.