United They Perk

Author: pslock

Date: October 29, 2003

by pslock
10-29-03
Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
May I help you ma'am?
YEAH! I'm Pamela Anderson!! You might remember me from a certain porn video! Now I'm hopping mad about you treating chickens like shit just so you can make sandwiches out of them!!!
Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
Alas, ma'am, you have convinced me with your vigor and enthusiasm. We will treat our chickens much better now, lass; I promise.
That's better!! Equality for chickens!!!
Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
Of course, you do realize we'll still be -killing- the chickens, yes? Cutting their heads off, gutting them, making funny shapes out of them, and all that?
Oh, hell yes! Delicious chicken sandiwiches, hellloooo?? It's not like I'm an idiot!