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Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
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| YEAH! I'm Pamela Anderson!! You might remember me from a certain porn video! Now I'm hopping mad about you treating chickens like shit just so you can make sandwiches out of them!!! | |
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Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
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| Alas, ma'am, you have convinced me with your vigor and enthusiasm. We will treat our chickens much better now, lass; I promise. | |
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| That's better!! Equality for chickens!!! | |
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Pamela Anderson will end cruelty to chickens.
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| Of course, you do realize we'll still be -killing- the chickens, yes? Cutting their heads off, gutting them, making funny shapes out of them, and all that? | |
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| Oh, hell yes! Delicious chicken sandiwiches, hellloooo?? It's not like I'm an idiot! | |
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