The Fondling of Satan's Bowels (aka Halloween)

Author: pslock

Date: October 30, 2003

by pslock
10-30-03
Boy...the kiddies will be pleased with the evilness of tonight. Say did you know the origins of Halloween?
Nope. Sure don't.
Basically in ancient Europe, people used to celebrate the coming of fall by lighting their homes on fire, killing children, and shaking hands with each other while underwater. When Columbus came...
*sigh*
What?
We both know none of that is true. Halloween, in fact, started as a tribute to Christopher Columbus by the Pope when the moon rose above Taurus and then became.....