A True Story

Author: pslock

Date: October 31, 2003

by pslock
10-31-03
A short playlet demonstrating the evils of caring about the environment.
Attention everyone...it may interest you to know that were not for DAMN DIRTY HIPPIE LIBERAL GAY BLACK BASTARDS, there would be no fires in California as we speak. CUT THEM DAMN LIBERAL TREES DOWN!!!
Man, I sure like forests. I hope they don't cut down anymore trees unecessarily.
Yeah. I would suck if this forests natural beauty was destroyed just to help out the already overbloated lumber industry.
END RESULT.
OH MY GOD!!! THE RIGHT WING WAS RIGHT, WE'RE EVIL PEOPLE!