Adventures in Piracy (Season 2)

Author: pslock

Date: November 4, 2003

by pslock
11-04-03
What's this starship ye talkin' 'bout?? We're at sea!! FIRE THE CANNONS!!! ARRR..YE SCUM!!
You have no chance against that many Imperial Stormtroopers!!
Are ye retarded, squirrel?? This ain't be a space battle! 'Tis a sea batt...err... wait! What's going on?
I'm afraid you haven't been at sea for some time, my captain.
Huh?? What's going on...why do my eyes hurt??
Because you've never used them. Welcome...to the real world.