Adventures in Piracy (Season 3)

Author: pslock

Date: November 4, 2003

by pslock
11-04-03
ARRRR!! 'Tis the ARCHITECT!!
Correct, captain. And allow me to point out that all your questions are, at this point, irrelevant. Put simply, you've been part of an experiment.
Experiment?? YE SCUM!!!
We wanted to see if a haggard, old, sea-captain, if given the chance, would become an MP3 pirate. You proved our point quite eloquently I think. Observing your reactions is...interesting.
TO BE CONCLUDED...at some point.
HARR!! So this means the black-hearted beat that is Jack Valenti was just a figment of your twisted experiement??? ARR??
Oh no..he's definitely real. We're not THAT fucked up here.