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| Bad news, I'm afraid. The execs turned down our fiercely original script for a Green Acres film with J Lo, Ben Affleck, and Carrot Top. | |
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| Bastards. We payed almost $5 octillion for that script!! Well...no matter..I have a new, better idea! | |
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| Well..first we dig up the corpse of Dr. Seuss, then we hire Mike Myers for $67 fazillion to fuck his dead body along with everyone who grew up on Seuss' books! | |
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| Yes!! We'll call it "The Cat In The Hat", and it'll be directed by someone who's NEVER made a film before!!! Oh, sometimes I scare MYSELF with my brilliant schemes! | |
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