FTCX: What's inside counts.

Author: pslock

Date: November 21, 2003

by pslock
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
What would you lik....huh? What the hell??
Enough of this foolishness, Mr. Santa. Please be so kind as to deliver your entrails to us for research of this "Christmas."