FTCX: GASP!

Author: pslock

Date: November 21, 2003

by pslock
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
Oh my god! It's an alien! Here in the town mall! Ok...just stay calm..relax...he's probably just as frightened as I am!!
Oh my god! It's Santa! So...the humans were right...he IS here in this mall! Ok..just relax..he's probably just as frightened as I am!!