FTCX: Covert Christmas

Author: pslock

Date: November 21, 2003

by pslock
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And how about you....ok, that's it kid, take off the costume. You've been through the line TWICE, now. Get outta here before I get mall security.
DAMN!