FTCX: Have A Repelgorz Xmas

Author: pslock

Date: November 21, 2003

by pslock
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
Ho ho ho! I bring joy and toys to all the....huh? NO! It can't be....YOU!!
Yes, that's right Meepzulork. It was clever to hide here on Earth as this "Santa", but now the chase is over and the game is mine. Come quietly back to Xexel and I won't use the Spewdium ray.