FTCX: Chime Tanger

Author: pslock

Date: November 21, 2003

by pslock
11-21-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
Ho ho ho! Merry Chr....oh, hey, what the HELL? The lights on this tree are supposed to be ON! You there! Fix this tree...damn, lazy, mall help.
Que?