Working Retail (also:Why I Hate Juggalos)

Author: pslock

Date: November 22, 2003

by pslock
11-22-03
With all due respect to dcomposed.
Hey, we just found a shitload of CDs that have been opened and had the discs stolen.
Hmm..that sucks...lemme see them.
Looks like they're all Insane Clown Posse CDs.
And so, children, the lesson is that ICP fans are total and complete fucktards because, in addition to being ICP fans, they're also too cheap to pay for budget priced CDs that are a steal as it is.
So...are we pausing?
Yes..for dramatic effect while the narration takes care of the public service announcement. Just hold still a few moments longer..