LABORATORY PLACE

Author: pslock

Date: November 29, 2003

by pslock
11-29-03
YES! IT'S MY BIG CHANCE!!
FOR WHAT?
THE BOSSES ARE FINALLY LETTING ME INTO COMBAT!! I WILL FIGHT TERROR ON A SCALE NEVER BEFORE SEEN!! I'M GOING TO IRAQ AS AN EXPERIMENTAL WEAPONS PROJECT!
ARE YOU SURE? I HAVE PROCESSED NO DATA RELATING TO SUCH AN OPERATION. OH WELL...GOOD LUCK.
Later..
HAH! FOOLS!! YOU WERE NOT COUNTING ON ME! THROW DOWN YOR ARMS AND SURRENDER TO OUR GREAT NATION!! DO NOT THREATEN ME WITH YOUR PRIMITIVE, SPHERICAL WEAPONS!
*translated from Arabic* Oh Allah! It's Mr. Bush! Coming to my fruit stand? Wait until I tell the gang about this! "May..I.. have..autograph?"