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| Attention customers: There is a car in the parking lot with its lights on. It has bumper stickers saying "KILL THOSE TOWELHEADS", "FUCK THE HOMELESS", and "WOMEN ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING BUT BLOWJOBS." | |
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| It's also parked in handicapped space and will probably damage other cars backing out because it's a pointlessly huge SUV designed to compensate for the small penis of its owner. | |
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| *pant* *wheeze* Oh man..I heard your page...is my truck ok?? Wha? Heeey....my lights aren't on out there! | |
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| Oh...I guess I had the wrong car. Nevermind. | |
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