ME IN 2004!!111

Author: pslock

Date: December 7, 2003

by pslock
12-07-03
And so...I hope I've convinced you to vote for me as president of the U.S. in 2004.
I'm not even an American citizen, how can I possibly vote there? Also: If I vote for you will you stop bombing my country and killing my people for no good reason?
.....
Um...sir??
Huh? Oh sorry..I'm still hung up on the "not an American citizen" thing. Just where the hell am I??