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| Now, you see that horrible car wreck over there? That was caused by a moron in an SUV...a vehicle that I promise to outlaw IF you make me president. | |
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| Oh, so you'll outlaw SUVs? That's kinda novel.. | |
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| Well, not so much outlaw as essentially require SUV owners to be rationed their gas and make it so they can't use anymore than what a fuel-efficent compact requires for daily, average use. | |
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| And if that doesn't work, I have a plan C for using tax money to hire professional killers to shoot them in the back of the head, execution style. | |
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| Dunno...sounds kinda extreme... | |
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