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| My legal strategy may strike you as radical, but it gets results. | |
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| Oh, I'm not complaining. I just want these Amish-hating bastards put in jail. | |
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| Excuse me? Are you here today for the Amish hate-crimes trial? | |
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| Yes, I'm the defendant here to discuss how I've been endlessly victimized by the Amish, which is why I spraypainted their house. | |
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| *pulls out gun* Oh I think we'll settle...OUT OF COURT!!! *fires away* | |
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| OH MY GOD! A LOOSE CANNON LAWYER!! AND I WAS ONLY 3 DAYS TO RETIREMENT!! | |
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