Chad Simmons: ACTION LAWYER!!

Author: pslock

Date: December 16, 2003

by pslock
12-16-03
Chad is called in to help defend Saddam.
Alright, here's the deal Saddam. You basically have no functional defense. You're a complete bastard. BUT, we might have a chance.
How would you do this, filthy Imperialist pig-dog?
Note: Saddam is portrayed by the Arabian character because I am a filthy racist.
If I somehow manage to kill the entire World Court, the U.N., and parts of the U.S. military in a spectacular action frenzy that would cost at least $50 mil, you might stand a chance.
My goodness! How is this possible, you Yankee dog of a pig?
Because no defense *cocks shotgun*...EVER stopped Chad Simmons.
Oh..this turning out to be like Jerry Bruckheimer production!!