Chad Simmons: ACTION LAWYER!

Author: pslock

Date: December 17, 2003

by pslock
12-17-03
EEHEEHEHEHEHEHE!! Stupid Bush! Thinks he can stop us with his puny "Anti-Spam" bill. Phhhht. I sent out 5,000 emails this morning alone about colon cleanliness. As if a bill could stop ME!!
Welp, after a long day of spamming, it's time for the sack. Huh? Wait...what's my bed doing? ...the hell??
*rustle* *creak*
*FROM BENEATH THE SHEETS!*
HOLY SHI...auuughghh *choke*
I've got the ultimate colon cleanser right here, pal. And it's from SMITH AND WESSON!