Chad Simmons: ACTION LAWYER!!

Author: pslock

Date: December 18, 2003

by pslock
12-18-03
Chad considers defending MJ!!
Oh, Chad! I'm frightened about going to jail!
*cocks shotgun* I'm not letting them get you, Mike. I'd prefer it if you were the REAL Michael Jackson that we all used to enjoy so much until you turned white and became possessed by Baal and all.
Oh, that's not true!! I just have multiple rare genetic problems that have made me what you see today.
No excuses Mikey. Besides it doesn't matter anyway, as I've already readied by briefs for the case..
Chad considers defending MJ!!
Really?
Yeah, and by brief is: Those kids won't live to see tomorrow. *cocks hammer on pistol*