Chad Simmons: ACTION LAWYER!!

Author: pslock

Date: December 19, 2003

by pslock
12-19-03
I came as soon as I got your call.
Thanks. Basically NASA wants to start some weird super race of part human/part monkey warriors bred up here on the International Space Station. I WILL NOT be part of this evil!
There'd prolly be a alot of money in it for you, but no matter....I think I need a little ex parte discussion with man's closest ancestor.
He's tricky, Mr. Simmons. Be careful...
IN ANOTHER PART OF THE SHIP...
So...you wanna mate? How about...A CHECKMATE!! *sounds of bazooka being loaded*
Oh shi...