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| Ladies and gentlemen, I am your Minister of Fear and I tell you that this Christmas holiday WE ARE ALL IN GREAT PERIL!! Everyone could die....or nothing could happen. We just DON'T KNOW! Questions? | |
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| Umm..why are you dressed as a ninja? | |
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| Why, to lull the evil terrorists off guard, you see! They'll never expect that a simple, Government paper-pusher is actually a stealth-driven NINJA trained by the Zen masters themselves!! | |
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| *snicker*So does this mean..*chuckle*...you're...* snicker*..a BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT!!! LOL!!! | |
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| Oh, now come on...that was totally predictable and dumb..I dunno why I bother with these conferences anymore.. | |
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