What rhymes with orange? TERRORISM!!

Author: pslock

Date: December 21, 2003

by pslock
12-21-03
Ladies and gentlemen, I am your Minister of Fear and I tell you that this Christmas holiday WE ARE ALL IN GREAT PERIL!! Everyone could die....or nothing could happen. We just DON'T KNOW! Questions?
Umm..why are you dressed as a ninja?
Why, to lull the evil terrorists off guard, you see! They'll never expect that a simple, Government paper-pusher is actually a stealth-driven NINJA trained by the Zen masters themselves!!
*snicker*So does this mean..*chuckle*...you're...* snicker*..a BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT!!! LOL!!!
Oh, now come on...that was totally predictable and dumb..I dunno why I bother with these conferences anymore..
ROFL!!! WOOHOO!!