Late Night With Dick Cox

Author: pslock

Date: December 21, 2003

by pslock
12-21-03
Hey folks, did you notice we didn't catch Saddam?? We actually caught....SANTA CLAUS!! HA HAHA!!!
*AUDIENCE LAUGHTER!!*
A few days later..
Investigators questioning Saddam noticed that they have mistook him for...SANTA CLAUS!!! Thank you!! HAHA!!
*AUDIENCE CLAP LIKE TRAINED SEALS*
A week later..
Boy Saddam sure looks like Santa, huh? Huh? Am I right people??
*AUDIENCE REMOVES THEIR BRAIN AND REPLACES IT WITH COTTON CANDY*